August 23, 2016

Welcome Back, Kotter

Yesterday was my first day as a college student after a 7 year unintentional sabbatical.


My top skills as a student in days past were:
  • Overachieving for a month
  • Stressing myself out because of my inability to prioritize
  • Ghosting all of my classes
  • Showing up for one last class to see if I felt differently about it
  • Withdrawing from all my classes
I was especially good at the withdrawing from all of my classes part. 

I have notebooks, folders, and good pens.  I'm too big to fail, you guys.  Right??

In other news I think I'm starting to feel the baby move.  Maybe???  Honestly, it could just be gas, but I'm choosing to believe that it is a for real baby spinning around in my innards.  

Name update:  still no name.

August 4, 2016

When Does the Glowing Start?

What does glowing even mean? Sweaty?  I'm definitely sweaty.  I've also got a lot of zits.

My doctor told me that I need to start thinking about choosing a pediatrician for the baby. And, you guys, it just seems ridiculous.

I'm so ill-prepared for this child in every other way.  So far this is what we have purchased for the baby:

- a pack and play that my mom found cheap on Facebook Marketplace
- a diaper bag my mom found at TJ Maxx
- A tiny baby cardigan that reminded me of The Dude's cardigan from The Big Lebowski
- a record player
- a Snoopy Sno-cone machine

Am I even allowed to be a parent?  I'm really starting to question the person that signed off on me being in charge of a baby.

In other news, the Run Boy Run palette from Makeup Revolution London is pretty great.  Only $10!

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