tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8469621936160387499.post1012713295570078287..comments2023-09-25T04:47:01.491-05:00Comments on It's Jess!: Auf Wiedersehen, Asshole.Jess @ It's Jess!http://www.blogger.com/profile/02985255019884625767noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8469621936160387499.post-68235282889683741822013-01-24T12:31:19.248-06:002013-01-24T12:31:19.248-06:00Oh how I envy you right this moment as I sit here ...Oh how I envy you right this moment as I sit here at work gazing out the window into the gray sky shivering just thinking about the 21 degrees it is outside.<br /><br />In my head you are laying by the pool sipping a delicious frosty cocktail. The Captain walks by, sees you, nudges his second in command- demands he find out more about the gorgeous American (because aren't all the Captain's Norwegian?). You'll have a brief torrid affair with him before tearfully saying your goodbyes. You'll go home, back to cold dreary Wichita. A couple of weeks will pass and then one day... there will be a knock on your door. You'll open it and there... on the stoop... the Captain. He'll lift you up in his arms and carry you off into the sunset to live an amazing European life while I stand in the distance slow clapping and inexplicably yelling "WAY TO GO PAULA!! WAY TO GO!"<br /><br />I miss your musk. <br /><br />Simple Musingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03972933852651064813noreply@blogger.com