Imaginary Boyfriend Thursday... We Now Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Program Edition

So yesterday as I was doing some hard hitting investigative research on Tumblr for Imaginary Boyfriend Thursday I got sidetracked by this gem from Cosmopolitan Magazine:

And no joke I was like this for 15 minutes straight:

You guys.... a DICK DONUT?  Is this what it has come to?

I think my favorite part about this "tip" is the visual I have in my mind of the actual act as well as the visual I have in my mind of the brainstorming session where the "journalists" at Cosmo came up with this act.

I just don't have the correct words to sum up all of my feelings about this.

So i'll just keep doing this:

Okay... ahem.  Onwards!

Since I didn't properly research this week's Imaginary Boyfriend, I'm just going to throw these photos of Jeremy Renner up without commentary and hope it is sufficient.

Who needs ovaries?

I wonder if Jeremy Renner likes donuts?

Congratulations!

Today I took down an image from a recent blog because someone found it by googling "little girls in bikinis"

This is what I put up instead:

Congratulations, internet machine, for consistently teaching me how fucked up the world is!

Lesson learned.

So It Turns Out I Like Skrillex?

Skrillex is...

This kid (guy probably) who looks like he spent all of his allowance money at Hot Topic. And he's a deejay (ugh).

But he has this song called 'Kyoto'.

And it makes me feel like a total badass when I'm listening to it... like I'm planning a heist or some kind of elaborate revenge plot, but really I'm just picking up my dry cleaning.  It turns everything I do into a movie montage scene.

Not my usual cup of tea, but I'm just going to go with it.

I'm More Excited About This Than I Was About The Gypsy Wedding Show

Have you guys seen this commercial for TLC's new show Virgin Diaries?

via the Jen But Never Jenn blog

I can't even... what is going on here? Why? How?

I can't stop watching.