What does glowing even mean? Sweaty? I'm definitely sweaty. I've also got a lot of zits.
My doctor told me that I need to start thinking about choosing a pediatrician for the baby. And, you guys, it just seems ridiculous.
I'm so ill-prepared for this child in every other way. So far this is what we have purchased for the baby:
- a pack and play that my mom found cheap on Facebook Marketplace
- a diaper bag my mom found at TJ Maxx
- A tiny baby cardigan that reminded me of The Dude's cardigan from The Big Lebowski
- a record player
- a Snoopy Sno-cone machine
Am I even allowed to be a parent? I'm really starting to question the person that signed off on me being in charge of a baby.
In other news, the Run Boy Run palette from Makeup Revolution London is pretty great. Only $10!
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