Showing posts with label bad bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad bitches. Show all posts

March 8, 2013

On the Occasion of International Women's Day...


I want to send out a solid gold fist bump to my fellow bad bitches.

And please always remember the 5 Golden Rules:

1. You don't owe anyone shit.

2. You are hardcore.  No one can even touch you.

3. If anyone does try to give you a hard time just give me a call, and I'll show up with a pocketful of brass knuckles and enough chains and broken bottles to pass around. We'll rumble until dawn if necessary.



4. Keep slow strutting like it's your job.

5. We will always win against the patriarchal male.


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