March 8, 2013

On the Occasion of International Women's Day...

I want to send out a solid gold fist bump to my fellow bad bitches.

And please always remember the 5 Golden Rules:

1. You don't owe anyone shit.

2. You are hardcore.  No one can even touch you.

3. If anyone does try to give you a hard time just give me a call, and I'll show up with a pocketful of brass knuckles and enough chains and broken bottles to pass around. We'll rumble until dawn if necessary.

4. Keep slow strutting like it's your job.

5. We will always win against the patriarchal male.


  1. Ah yes, but you don't stand a chance against the matriarchal male. Wait, what?

    1. Is the matriarchal male that guy in my office that keeps baking pumpkin bread and bringing it to us even though it's way past the season for pumpkin-based foods? Because I really don't stand a chance against him... pumpkin carbs are my favorite carbs.

    2. In my house, every season is pumpkin-anything season.

  2. It's about time we had a day to honor us ladies. I just wish it made a few more headlines.


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