So last week work got kinda crazy, and then there was the Game of Thrones season finale last night which, you guys, I can't even talk about yet. Just a lot of feelings.
So what happened in between?
Not much, but I'm going to tell you about it anyways.
Have I ever told you guys that I live with my parents? Yeah. I'm that person. I am the 30 year old woman that lives with her parents.
It's a long story, and not a super fun one involving job loss, anxiety, and the death of a family member. The good news is that my parents are rad so I kind of enjoy living with them. I fully intend on moving out at some point, but for the time being I'm pretty okay with staying put.
Also, you guys, in Spain it is like 100% normal for adult children to live with their parents indefinitely. So, in a way, it's very European and sophisticated of me.
That's what I keep telling myself anyways.
Okay so last week I started to get a cold, plus I was crazy busy so I pretty much planned to do nothing this weekend. Also my parents were both away for the weekend so I had the house to myself (Party! Shenanigans!!).
Here is what I did on Saturday to the best of my memory:
7:00 - Awake
7:15-7:45 - Feed dogs
8:00-8:15 - Feed self
8:15- 9:00 - Debate taking morning walk
9:00 - Get sick of listening to debate in own head, leave for walk
9:00 - 10:15 - Walking
10:20 - 12:00 - Find nothing on television, decide to watch the entire first season of Girls on HBO On Demand
12:00 - Feed self (Tostada!)
12:30 - Finally shower
1:00-2:00 - Nap time!!
2:00-5:00 More Girls (periodically interrupted by wandering into the kitchen to eat things)
5:00 - Decide I should sit outside for awhile and enjoy the nice weather. Get sick of it after 10 minutes and go back inside.
5:30 - Dinner time!! More tostadas!!!
6:00 - Regret eating dinner so early. Vast stretch of time remaining between now and bed time during which I should not eat anything else.
6:00-7:00 - Try watching X-Men First Class on HBO (you guys, it's so bad. So many great actors, how can it be so bad?! Michael Fassbender couldn't even fix the terrible writing)
7:00 - Give up on X-Men. Wander into kitchen.
7:00 - Toast with peanut butter
7:05 - Cookie dough
7:15 - More cookie dough
7:30 - Try watching Hall Pass on HBO (you guys, this one is so bad too. I will laugh at almost anything and this is just awful. And why is Joy Behar from The View in this movie? Ugh. The worst)
7:45 - Pineapple. I eat an entire container of pineapple. At least it's fruit?
8:00 - Decide to take a chance on Dinner for Schmucks (best decision I've made all day. Hilarious)
10:00 - 12:00 Re watch old soccer game I have saved on DVR
12:00 - Wash face and remove contacts
12:15 - 12:45 - Reading A Clash of Kings (Game of Thrones book)
12:45 - Asleep
As you can see my life is non-stop socializing and partying. It's basically like an episode of Sex in the City but with more sex, drugs, and rock and roll. And cookie dough.
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