Something is just way off for me spiritually, physically, chakra-lly (??). So I've decided to turn my one bedroom apartment into a thriving hippie commune (population 1) for a couple of weeks.
I'm going to be using flower essences and aura sprays (yes I actually bought this shit).
Also I will be meditating and doing something called the Five Tibetan Rites.
Also OIL PULLING.
Who knows, you guys... I could be detoxing myself into oblivion because my body is composed of 96% toxins and 4% cheddar cheese OR I could ascend to 8th Level Supreme Rainbow Vision Healer. Either way, it should be a super interesting time for those reading this blog.
In other MUCH MORE IMPORTANT NEWS....
Guess who won the game of thrones this week!
PODRICK MOTHERFUCKING PAYNE.
|Pod, what have you got going on in your pants?|
Pod's dick game is apparently immaculate. So immaculate that the prostitutes of King's Landing won't accept payment from him.
Pod is my favorite and my best for many, many reasons (and I already loved him like a love song), but now it's escalated to Beyonce/Jay-Z levels of true love for the two of us.