That means 10 whole days without your pal Jess. BUMMER SUMMER. I know.
I do have a couple of things scheduled to post while i'm away, but in the meantime just write me love letters and work on this homework assignment:
I need you to tell me the kinds of things you'd like me to write about more. I can obviously talk forever about nothing and pretend people care, but what kind of stuff are you actually interested in reading? I'm dying to know.
I feel like my last blog post before vacation should be more profound and thoughtful just in case I die... so here are the three greatest lessons I have gleaned from life:
- Never put on pantyhose in front of a man.
- Close your legs to married men. (learned from observation, NOT experience)
- Always do things that terrify you.
Keep slow strutting across rainbows until I get back (probably married to a sea captain)!