|The nail polish/manicure clutter in the background is representative |
of another of my obsessions we'll address on another day.
- A Gin and Titonic ice cube mold
- Peanut erasers
- Bowling Dice game
- And a kicky new dish towel
The elements of my New Year's that cannot be accurately represented in a photo are the amounts of cheese fondue and bacon I ate.
That's how you do New Year's Eve right, you guys: cheese fondue and bacon.
Champagne is so last year. Basic bitches drink that shit so I don't even bother.
In other important news, I went all Type A on my cruise packing/to do list this morning. I've got dinner outfits planned for every night on the ship down to what jewelry I'm wearing, clutch I'm carrying, make up style I'm applying, and hair style I'll be styling. Sweet McGillicuddy Jesus, I am organized and so ready for this trip.
I was totes having a white girl problem though because I have lost quite a bit of weight since summer, therefore all of my shorts are too big and look super stupid all cinched up with my belt.
I realize that this is an awesome problem to have, you guys.
But, no matter how awesome, I still had to try and find some new, smaller shorts in the dead middle of winter! And, lo and behold, Old Navy actually had some in my size. Super duper score.
So besides all of the sunless tanner I need to apply, I'm pretty much ready to go. Applying sunless tanner is going to be my new hobby for the next 3 weeks.