IT'S GALENTINE'S DAY, MY FELLOW BEYONCES!!!!!
You are all straight up gangsters just slow strutting across rainbows of ice and fire everyday while maintaining impeccable hair and makeup. Paisley looks amazing on you, YES you should get those eyelash extensions if you want them, and NO I don’t think eating Alfredo sauce straight from a jar is terrible. Your life is yours, nobody can tell you what to do, and I bet you are smart enough to get away with murder.
Now let's go eat waffles and give each other detailed drawings of each other's faces.
Also I watched Down With Love last night which is a terrific movie especially if you love Doris Day movies... and if you don't love Doris Day movies, I have a few questions for you:
- Do you also not love happiness?
- and sunshine?
- and puppy feet?
- Do you regularly shout at little old ladies until they cry?
- Why do you do that?
Fair warning! You will want to revamp your entire wardrobe and house/apartment after watching this. The costumes and sets are so rad.