1. I am incapable of folding and putting away a basket of laundry. The best I can manage is one or the other.
2. I have been known to eat trail mix for dinner for days in order to avoid grocery shopping.
3. One day last week I forgot to brush my teeth. Gross, I know.
4. Remember in that M. Night Shyamalan movie Signs when the daughter kept leaving glasses of water all over the house, and that ended up playing an important part in the (not so) big twisty ending? Yeah, my house looks like that all of the time until I force myself to gather up all of the glasses and wash them. This usually coincides with the moment that I run out of glasses. Double gross, I know.
5. When I cook I like to pretend I am hosting my own cooking show.
6. My ringtone is the keyboard cat song.
7. I hate raw tomatoes.
8. Sometimes when someone comes to the door I hide so I don't have to answer it.
9. I can't sleep on Christmas Eve because I'm so excited.
10. I really want one of those Dorito tacos from Taco Bell.
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The hell with laundry. I always have a basket of clean clothes and a basket of dirty clothes. I never fold anything- I usually hang everything when I actually remove clothes from the basket-which is rarely.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite place to leave half filled glasses is the back ledge of my couch lined up against the wall. This pisses my husband off to no end. I've tried to change, but I just can't.
I think being a grown up is overrated really and should be avoided at all costs for as long as possible (I'm going to be a great parent...)