Bullshit

Holy hell I'm busy today. What is this bullshit where I have to work instead of  play on the internet and blog?  Just Awful.  In the meantime, check out some of these bits and bats from the internet I think you should know about.

1. Kelly Oxford - I hope I'm just like Kelly Oxford when I'm a mom someday. No doubt she is one of the funniest people on the internet.

2.I Suwannee - every photo on Jamie Meares' blog makes me want to be more bold and awesome with my decorating. She and her store Furbish are rad.

3. My Favorite and My Best - Jenny's blog is like a combo of Kelly Oxford and I Suwannee... awesome decor and hilarious commentary.  Her stream of conscious American Horror Story recaps are my favorite and my best.

4. Texts From Bennett - This is my new favorite thing on the entire internet this week.  Bennett is the real deal gangsta... if a gangsta is a white boy who works at Amoco. Consider this gem:

Image from Texts from Bennett

5. Hooked On Houses - If you are like me and like to browse MLS listings on Realtor.com just for fun, man oh man have I got a blog for you. My favorite articles are on TV and Movie houses.  Here is one on the house from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Lots of fun behind the scenes trivia!