I mean... if I had to pick a TV character that my life most resembled it would be her. Although I'm obviously not the head writer of a TV show, I am definitely a person that would eat a Pop Tart I found under the sofa.
I ate an entire Dove dark chocolate bar in about 2 minutes. I bought it with the intention of eating half and saving the rest for later like an adult-type person might do, but that fell by the wayside pretty much immediately.
Also I spent the entire day with toothpaste up and down the entire length of the sleeve of my sweater. I had to carry around a stack of papers all day to conceal it.
Also there was a maxi pad situation which I will not go into... mostly for your sake and not because I'm in the least concerned about preserving my own dignity.
However, I've managed to pull myself together today.
And I took a photo of my shopping cart last night because it struck me as an educational visual aid for the 20-something ladies out there.
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| I misspelled hygiene. Not surprised. |
Get ready, sweet summer child. Winter is coming.
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Love Liz Lemon, now with digital TV that we finally have installed I can record all episodes of 30 Rock!
ReplyDeleteIt took you 2 minutes you are so good? That chocolate bar wouldn't even have made it out of the shop!!!
Gotta give you props for making it 2 minutes with a Dove bar. Those bad boys usually get inhaled like I'm a dying woman in the Sahara and it's a cold sip of water.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to channel a person, Liz Lemons isn't so bad.