April 18, 2012

I Wish I...

Were braver.

Had size 5 feet.

And long, slender fingers.

Were 3 inches shorter.

Could speak at least 2 other languages with ease.

Had a musical ear.

And perfect pitch.

Could give away everything I own without a moment's hesitation.

Had a talent so singularly obvious I would never have to question what my life's purpose should be.

Were bold.

And masterful at Photoshop.

Had the ability to draw with any level of skill.

Was best friends with Ricky Gervais.  Stephen Merchant too.

Had one of those metabolisms.

Had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

In other news, is it possible to have a case of the Mondays on Wednesday? Because that's what I'm currently dealing with.  That or total and complete apathy.

Also, I wish I were wearing this today:

What I Wish I Wore 4/18/2012

What I Wish I Wore 4/18/2012 by luxlis featuring pyramid earrings

And all of it could be mine for the low, low price of $1,700 plux tax!!!

So I guess I also wish I were very, very rich.


  1. But, I like you just the way you are!!! :)

  2. *Fist pound*
    I wish I had one of *those* metabolisms as well, also, was very very rich.
    Ah well.
    Although I must say, you seem pretty fabulous as you are. Just ask Henry, I'm sure he'll tell you. Tiffy reminds me how amazing I am on the daily.

    Also, good on you for a Skee-Lo shout out!... That was Skee-Lo right?

    1. I've decided that my relationship with Henry most closely resembles that between Buster and Lucille Bluth. Except without the undercurrent of hatred.

      And OF COURSE it's Skee-Lo! 'I Wish' gets my enthusiastic vote as the best song from the summer of 1995 which is really saying something. Lots of good shit that summer. I miss 1995. It was my favorite and my best year.

    2. '98 was my favorite and best year. Also one of the saddest, but only at the end of it when I had to move away from all my awesome peeps.

  3. I wish I was wearing that too plus the super rich!! it is possible to have the Mondays on any given day...sadly :(


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