So first we have the Game of Thrones component, obviously. My new imaginary boyfriend Joe Dempsie plays the adorable, protective pseudo-brother character Gendry to every one's favorite HBIC Arya Stark.
(Note: It is super hard to find photos of Joe Dempsie where he is not a) covered in filth and grime as Gendry in Game of Thrones or b) looking like a goofy boy as Chris in Skins. Attention media: we need more current photos of Joe Dempsie. Immediately.)
And the next component in this imaginary date night is the super adorable date night outfit I put together for my imaginary self on Polyvore.
The thing is that Joe is a shorty. And I am 5'8". So in those 5 inch platforms, it will look like Brienne of Tarth is taking Tyrion Lannister out for a good time in King's Landing. Super cute, you guys.
|Mad props to these two. I just couldn't.|
But since this is an imaginary date I can be whatever height I want. So I am now 5'3" and I have dainty size 5 feet. And my legs are so skinny that sometimes people think I have an eating disorder. But, obviously, I don't because I also eat everything in sight and I never have to exercise because my metabolism is so crazy.
So I don't know where Joe and I are going, but I'm sure it will involve eating (with this new metabolism I might as well) and lots of crazy hi jinks and laughs. And then...
... a goodnight kiss at the top of the London Eye. Cheesy, but also pretty cute, you guys.