Imaginary Boyfriend Thursday... Old Dudes Edition

Let's talk about a age-old battle... known to pit mother against daughter, sister against sister, and friend against friend in epic battles of will (and hair pulling and fingernail-clawing).

It's heartbreaking to behold.

But let it never be said that Jess ever shied away from difficult topics and controversy. Which is why it's time to choose...

His eyes are seducing me through the internet.

VS.

In Brad Pitt's dreams he is this ridiculously good looking.

If you don't know who these two are, I think we need to have a serious talk about our friendship.

Let The Hunger Games Begin!