Blerg

Things:

I stayed up two hours past my bedtime watching Breaking Dawn and drinking cheap old lady wine.

And that is officially the saddest sentence I've ever written.

I wasn't alone though... that would have made it the saddest sentence in the history of sentences.

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I had to put skim milk in my coffee because I ran out of coffee creamer.  It's just awful, you guys.

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I didn't watch one single second of the Oscars because I don't think it's healthy to congratulate people who are probably already raging narcissists.

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I'm going on another cruise next January.

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Christopher Plummer in The Sound of Music was, like, the original DILF.

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I really like that new (to me) Gotye song.

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And I think that concludes the list of thoughts that are tumbling around in my brain this morning.