1. I feel like this most of the time:
Or like this:
2. Three jobs I wish I had in no particular order:
- Barker's Beauty on the Price Is Right
- Christmas tree/pumpkin patch farmer
- Roller skating rink DJ
3. I am incapable of remembering the 3 digit security number on the back of my credit card. The 16 digit account number, however, I know better than my own phone number.
4. I get hungry for lunch at 9:00 a.m every day. This is usually when I go to Pinterest and start torturing myself with pictures like this:
And then I wait 3 hours, heat up my Lean Cuisine, and sink slowly into madness.
5. Kate Upton is even giving me a boner, you guys. I don't even know what that means, but it's true.
|It's a shame they had so much trouble finding a bathing suit that actually fit her.|
6. I simultaneously love and hate cute couples. Here are a few of my current faves:
|Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel of Sweden. They just had a baby yesterday!!|
|Gwen and Gavin|
|Ellen and Portia|