Everyone has a deep, dark shameful secret. I have about 7,000 and at least 50 of them I would willingly tell you about right now... so why not?
Let's start with 5 shameful secrets.
1. I think these two are a really cute couple:
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| Patrick Bateman in love. |
2. Today I spent at list 20 minutes googling "Kyle Richards shiny hair secrets".
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| I'm blinded. |
Seriously, you guys... HOW? Deep conditioning treatments? Vitamin E?
Don't you dare say 'genetics' because I think I might just go kill myself.
3. I hate the musical 'Annie'.
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| Barf me to death. |
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| I'm sure this baby has a terrific personality, though. |
5. I would be thrilled if my girlchild (or boychild) decided s/he wanted to be in a beauty pageant. Glitter! Makeup! Choreography!
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| Shame on you. |
So there are 5 of my shameful secrets. Judge away!
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I'm quite disgusted by the little girls in bikinis. That's soooo not cool.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Kylie Richards be cray cray. But bitch has some fab hair. I hate her for it. :-(
Well, it is definitely disgusting which is why I am ashamed of it, obviously.
ReplyDeleteAllowing my child to participate in a pageant would require me to be able to divorce myself from the ability to understand the subtext and repurcussions of the entire activity... which is impossible, but if I could do that I'm just saying that I would probably have fun... an ignorant asshole kind of fun.