I've got two competing offers from two strapping lads, and it looks like I need you to help me decide who my imaginary boyfriend is this week.
Let's meet our contestants!
Contestant #1 is a smoldering half Irish/half German actor. He loves potatoes, cabbage, beer, and probably lots of other German/Irish stereotypes. He is Michael Fassbender!!!
|Long underwear just really does it for me. Sue me.|
|He's seducing you with his eyes. And his magnificent chest hair.|
The winner will be enjoying a romantic evening with me, watching re-runs of Rhoda while eating cereal straight from the box!
EDITED TO ADD:
The results are in... Michael Fassbender wins by a landslide! I'll just give him a call to let him know.