So first we have the Game of Thrones component, obviously. My new imaginary boyfriend Joe Dempsie plays the adorable, protective pseudo-brother character Gendry to every one's favorite HBIC Arya Stark.
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(Note: It is super hard to find photos of Joe Dempsie where he is not a) covered in filth and grime as Gendry in Game of Thrones or b) looking like a goofy boy as Chris in Skins. Attention media: we need more current photos of Joe Dempsie. Immediately.)
And the next component in this imaginary date night is the super adorable date night outfit I put together for my imaginary self on Polyvore.
Glamorous sheer shirt, £15
Skinny fit jeans, $364
Nine west sandals, $89
Victoria beckham handbag, $2,950
Bubble jewelry, $13
Sydney Evan 14k necklace, $1,255
Astley Clarke 18 karat gold earrings, $795
Guerlain cosmetic, $36
Barry M nail polish, £2.99
Skinny fit jeans, $364
Nine west sandals, $89
Victoria beckham handbag, $2,950
Bubble jewelry, $13
Sydney Evan 14k necklace, $1,255
Astley Clarke 18 karat gold earrings, $795
Guerlain cosmetic, $36
Barry M nail polish, £2.99
The thing is that Joe is a shorty. And I am 5'8". So in those 5 inch platforms, it will look like Brienne of Tarth is taking Tyrion Lannister out for a good time in King's Landing. Super cute, you guys.
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But since this is an imaginary date I can be whatever height I want. So I am now 5'3" and I have dainty size 5 feet. And my legs are so skinny that sometimes people think I have an eating disorder. But, obviously, I don't because I also eat everything in sight and I never have to exercise because my metabolism is so crazy.
So I don't know where Joe and I are going, but I'm sure it will involve eating (with this new metabolism I might as well) and lots of crazy hi jinks and laughs. And then...
... a goodnight kiss at the top of the London Eye. Cheesy, but also pretty cute, you guys.
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You know, if I had a date with Joe Dempsie (and I'm speaking theoretically assuming I wasn't married and/or preggo) that hot outfit would just be balled up on the floor of some London flat.
ReplyDeleteWhich, btw, I love that outfit. All of it. From the shoes to the shirt to the nail polish.
And hey! I'm 5'8 too! Ugh, for years all the guys I dated I was taller than in my shoes (I used to rock wedges like it was my job). Then I married my hubby who's 6'3 and suddenly BAM I just wear flats (for the most part).